swimsuitBeach :

What do I wear?

Standard swim trunks (optimal length the same as for shorts) or board-shorts are the way to go, like Jake Gyllenhaal has chosen in the photo.

What should I keep in mind?

  • No speedos! (unless you're competing in the 100m butterfly, or at a beach in Europe)
  • Definitely no socks
  • Avoid tanks tops or wife beaters (unless you're well built, and NOT hairy!)

More tips found in Shorts, and General Fashion Theory

More event-specific tips: First Date , Formal Occassions and Clubbing

 

[Events]

Club/Party

First Date

Formal
Occassions

 

"Art may make a suit of clothes: but nature must produce a man."

David Hume