Golden Rules - Items to Avoid - Standard Suggestions - Advanced Options

Golden Rules:

1. Make sure the shorts fit - just above or below the knee

plus 2. Always wear shorts with sandals

plus 3. Only wear athletic shorts when doing athletics

Rule methodology found here. Click each plus to expand details.

Items to Avoid:

Spandex
(unless cycling)

Men's capris


Athletic, soccer, basketball
(unless playing sports)
speedo swimsuit
Speedo

Standard "Can't-Go-Wrong" Suggestions:

Please note: the items listed below are girl-approved examples. Although each item is linked to a vendor that sells the item, we're not advocating any exact make, model, or vendor. We highly recommend vendors which offer free in-store returns or free shipping on certain orders, such as:


Men's Cargo Shorts

It's hard to go wrong with brown, beige, or green cargo shorts. Thicker materials are preferred, as are belts.

Remember, if the setting is anything above casual, switch to pants.

Men's Board Shorts


Although you should generally avoid wearing athletic shorts unless actually doing athletics, an exception is made for board shorts. Don't be afraid to give these a try even if you aren't a surfer - but try to get them without a mesh liner.

Advanced Options:

  • Avoid mesh liners in workout shorts
  • If you find a pair of shorts that fit you well, see if you can buy 2 or more in different colors/shades